December 2011
112 posts
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Alysson: gonna buy a bag of jax and leave them out all day in a bowl
me: yesssssss i love you!
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PERCH
perch, r u in the city?
AGE OF LIBERTY
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_Liberty
me: do i get a freebie if it is a mom?
SEXY: I just got my phone. Nope. Sorry. No freebie. What r u doing?
me: BUT IT IS A MOM
like a 60yr old mom
or 50
SEXY: First of all, like eww. I’m not even kidding. But go ahead and bone whom ever you’d like I suppose dummy….
“for god-sakes..what do you do? just take pictures of yourself?…are you THAT desperate?” - my mom….played
UH HUH
SEXY: I wanna wrap my naked body around yr chub right now!
me: did u eat my cheetos?
“The body remembers the wound
despite the tightly threaded stitches;
the arm...”
– Lauren Kizi-Ann Alleyne, On the Illusion of Closure (via grammatolatry)
omg big drunk at chair auction telling carrie he’s leaving his wife…gaspgaspgaspgasp.
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some gross lesbians
perch: sooooo grossss
i hate gross lesbians
who are like all periody
lol
Alysson: haha
perch: i swear there are some lesbians that just always have their periods
and always talk about it
like every day of their lives
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adult work life
Alysson: you dont have mail delivered to you?
i have a mailman at my office. he’s awesome.
me: do you have a potman also?
Alysson: yeah, my student employees
